Intimacy: Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass...

By Sanchez - 07/01/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML

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Thursday 7 January 2010 20:01

that I terrible!! **** your life indeed!!

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mthurston 14

Monday 9 March 2015 18:28

Hello getting date raped

random_man1999 11

Sunday 28 June 2015 5:58

Look on the bright side, you can fall asleep whenever you want!

dyne808 34

Saturday 18 July 2015 20:01

F your life times infinity

Therid 22

Tuesday 15 December 2015 10:56

I have a vasovagal state, where I pass out every time I'm under pressure.

Therid 22

Thursday 23 June 2016 16:15

I pass out when anxious.

vb68_fml 28

Tuesday 6 September 2016 8:28

Try hypnotherapy it should work on this type of problem. You will get over it!

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