Intimacy: Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator...

By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML

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vivienmleigh 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 9:06

Ugh...gross. Sincerely, how does she get votes for "deserving it?"

HAS95 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 9:03

this makes me feel sick...

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worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 8 July 2014 18:55

Please say you noticed before putting it in...that's a horrible prank...I think horrible is an understatement

KamronMk 11

Thursday 26 March 2015 3:50

Where the **** do you work.

notjordansime 12

Tuesday 30 August 2016 12:01

Ahh Bloody Hell!

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