By shrdlu - 22/12/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML
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shrdlu 28

Nobody else'll want 'em now anyway.

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blackstar994 5

They're all his now.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

#19, that's not the bright side...it's the brown side.

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LuxAeterna_fml 0

1 out of 100 fml posted. I like your odds.

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DocBastard 38

He just hopes ureally have a Merry Christmas and a Hapee New Year,

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Lizzy500 16

That's what happens when you bring a dog's toilet into the house.

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perdix 29

YDI for giving everyone fire hydrants for Christmas.

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OfficeNinja 5

Make a Christmas cartoon called "how the dog pissed all over Christmas". It is sure to be a classic. All the humans in humanville loved Christmas, but the dog - he did not.

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pinkfox20 0

that's good that he didn't actually do it lol

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ashleeyka 13

He/she said 'peed on nearly all' not 'nearly peed on all' :I

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CoolRainbowdash 15

I hope the items in the wrapper did not get ruin

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Rddvl 11

I guess the presents not peed on were "the chosen ones."

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dwar79 1

Just one of the reasons I will never own a dog

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