Love: Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed....

By Mouhahaa - 09/05/2012 03:48 - France

Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

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monicadempsy 5

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:41

Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.

onlychildFTW 33

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:42

Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!

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Zaayuro 9

Sunday 7 June 2015 8:11

She must've had multiple siblings lol

MajicSenpai 12

Monday 20 July 2015 2:21

She could have started out with "Hey, please don't take food from my plate."

Angelica124 13

Monday 7 September 2015 16:09

Ask before you take women's food or risk losing your limbs

EDGE1095 20

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:15

well even i would've done the same to somebody taking my fries :p

HarleyGal12 18

Wednesday 18 November 2015 3:51

YDI for trying to take her food XD

ThunderLightTSV 31

Sunday 5 June 2016 0:09

Don't be that guy, you'll get stabbed.

withered 30

Thursday 23 June 2016 15:38

Did you marry Marceline from Adventure Time? :P

taylorbalint32 8

Saturday 25 June 2016 13:30

Damn dude, the woman must really like her fries? FYL

shubhaam 1

Sunday 12 March 2017 11:37

Seems like a thing a violent Joey would do!

peithecelt 28

Monday 16 November 2020 1:25

french fries are sacred. that was your own fault.

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