Kids: Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider...

By Spooderman - 04/02/2016 02:04 - United States

Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML

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Thursday 4 February 2016 11:17

There's no future in superheroes these days, he should aim to be a web designer.

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I think he missed the part about it needing to be radioactive.

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SecundusSecunda 27

Thursday 4 February 2016 17:15

You're laughing now, OP! Just you wait, in a few days he'll be the spiderman we deserve, but not the one we need.

Dramori 29

Thursday 4 February 2016 17:20

I just hope this kid is young and not a teenager...

mskeptik 12

Thursday 4 February 2016 17:52

Only the people who dare to dream... Your son is awesome!

elizacandle 29

Thursday 4 February 2016 18:03

How old is he?

exoticwaved 9

Thursday 4 February 2016 18:32

Well at least he had spidey-sense.

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 4 February 2016 19:05

Kids like this are the reason we need those "don't try this at home, kids" disclaimers. SMH

hopper4ooo 12

Thursday 4 February 2016 19:16

Gotta admire the determination

labaro19 17

Thursday 4 February 2016 20:19

Do you live in Australia?

Soosuj 11

Friday 5 February 2016 0:53

It says that they live in the United States

Xandrick 22

Thursday 4 February 2016 20:21

I would like to express my admiration for you putting this under "Spooderman".

ChiefKoala 30

Thursday 4 February 2016 21:04

I'm sure something has been tingling, but it sure as hell isn't his spidey senses.

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