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By Ladieda - 28/05/2012 10:15 - Netherlands - Apeldoorn

Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 28 May 2012 16:24

It's their house, it's their garden, so it's their rules. Don't like it? Don't look.

tennisrapper1 14

Monday 28 May 2012 16:23

Hopefully your friends wont stop by today! Or the cops... FYL

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dankmemes710 13

Thursday 19 November 2015 15:24

I dont believe they're gardening to say the least

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