Miscellaneous: Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's....

By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML

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Lonely_Lez 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:17

Not gonna lie that actually sounds like it would be pretty fun.

Duckasaurus 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:17

WHAT'S WRONG WITH CHUCK E. CHEESE? THAT PLACE IS ******* AWESOME!

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snafu57 1

Saturday 19 December 2009 11:15

I used to take my girlfriends. kids there I enjoyed it more than them.

xGETTOxGRASSIE 0

Friday 5 March 2010 22:35

lol don't show up! ditch!

afallingstar 22

Monday 5 April 2010 6:17

that's awesome

imortal20 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 4:58

chucky cheese is amazing!!! stop complaining

Ericabbyx22 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 1:19

chuck e cheese is fun be happy while youre growin' older its not a fml its a mlia

megamandude455 10

Saturday 22 May 2010 22:41

your parents WIN! what's the big deal? that place is cool!

darknut79 17

Monday 24 May 2010 2:29

Just do what my friend would do- get really high. ; )

PimpdaddyCJT 13

Sunday 30 May 2010 21:00

that place is badass after you drink 5 40oz

KianaJeneth 0

Monday 21 June 2010 7:37

chuck e cheese is awesome and beside my sister had her 19th birthday there. She wanted to

beknic10 0

Monday 19 July 2010 7:30

haha ppl talkin bout pediphiles chucke cheese reminds me of The Hangover. hilarious

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