Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve...

By failure - 14/07/2011 16:24 - Russian Federation

Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML

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Thursday 14 July 2011 23:35

why would they turn off the whole neighborhoods water? can't they just shut off your neighbors?

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I've personally wanted to live in a zoo ever since I first watched Madagascar.

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gLeek67 0

Thursday 1 November 2012 3:16

Run through frebreze

Dezteny 5

Tuesday 9 April 2013 0:50

What was the relevance in telling us about your neighbour? I'd rather know why you smell like a zoo animal.

mikuxxhatsune 32

Wednesday 24 June 2015 13:10

Maybe you could have gone to your friends house/ parents house and borrowed their shower for a bit. But seriously, that sucks.

gusthecat 12

Tuesday 15 March 2016 19:42

Just use water bottles and your body wash and whatever else. You're going to tell me you're not resourceful

lucasjames22 8

Sunday 30 July 2017 4:40

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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