Animals: Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of... - FML

By catdog - 02/01/2013 06:07 - United States - West Sacramento

Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML

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Cashtangoteam 10

Wednesday 2 January 2013 12:00

Half and half that shit

maneater8 7

Wednesday 2 January 2013 11:59

Pour it out and let them choose wat to eat

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Zaayuro 9

Monday 15 June 2015 7:34

"Cat" for the dog and "Dog" for the cat, how hard is that

lolmyfduplife 7

Thursday 24 December 2015 7:02

I think he did that to confuse the ever living fück out of everybody.

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