Miscellaneous: Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my...

By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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Saturday 17 March 2012 11:56

I'd love to know what provoked that.

cjcstuart 7

Saturday 17 March 2012 11:57

Idk who to feel sorry for. You, your mom, or your dad:/

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lizzyoyo1 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:02

Hella funny

pmayhorn 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:13

That's what he gets for making her get him a sandwich (let the thumbs down begin)

jaminjames 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:31

Sometimes a wife is better than any laxative at getting shit out of you.

mjoyn98 1

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:37

I think this is a F your dads life?

Jennifer019 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:50

That must be awkward to explain to relatives..

LenZClan 4

Monday 17 June 2013 16:02

The love of a family...

ajaxburger 5

Friday 16 May 2014 20:43

Did he deserve it?

fanta_zero 1

Thursday 24 December 2015 7:56

That's domestic abuse no matter what

1thatonedude1 15

Friday 8 April 2016 1:31

good, she should be in jail

animechan 15

Thursday 30 June 2016 8:26

Lmao :D

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