Miscellaneous: Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good... - FML

By mass message - 16/10/2011 00:47 - Canada

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

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Skiddywompus 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:25

OP is definetly an amatuer at party throwing.

enonymous 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:28

Just tell her it was going to be classy with some wine, cheese and Oprah's book of the month.

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Kiirst_mt1994 26

Tuesday 18 October 2011 20:18

she probably cancelled the business trip to come home and ground him xD

Neoman321 1

Monday 24 October 2011 4:24

Her, not him

funnystuff122 3

Wednesday 19 October 2011 3:10

What does OP mean??

dopefreshh19 3

Friday 21 October 2011 2:05

You're a total dumbass !

42billybob 5

Monday 24 October 2011 18:49

This is why you can't have parties in the first place.

CommanderBalls 10

Thursday 27 October 2011 22:32

dumb ass

cannonman1863 17

Friday 18 November 2011 3:07

At least you learned not to do that again next time

Super_Salo 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 8:57

Awko taco. Haha. That's kinda your fault. Idiot

suxs4ulol 22

Friday 2 December 2011 6:52

i love your comments.

chubby_choco 17

Monday 23 January 2012 22:59

Don't you watch sitcoms? This kind of thing NEVER turns out well. Oh, and also? YDI.

thefmlman2011 36

Tuesday 31 January 2012 20:30

can't you select everyone but your mum?

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