Miscellaneous: Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it...

By cookie_lover_xx - 15/10/2015 06:24 - United States - Chandler

Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML

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Thursday 15 October 2015 19:24

Oh well. Let her do what she wants.

aruden 25

Thursday 15 October 2015 19:27

Well OP you could always move out

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patrickbeast3ga 3

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:08

On a happier note, your father will be thrilled

hs1wa 6

Saturday 17 October 2015 3:31

At least she's living life to the fullest ??

Enzymatically 14

Saturday 17 October 2015 13:32

go mommy!

Uuuuxc 7

Saturday 17 October 2015 18:09

so whats the problem?

Frid_Kun 7

Thursday 22 October 2015 19:33

What's in it to you?

randybryant799 20

Friday 18 March 2022 22:50

so? Let her have her fun.

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