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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 11:36 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 06:28 - United States - Calhan

Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML

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Saturday 26 April 2014 16:34

This means war

LeFrogDog 27

Saturday 26 April 2014 16:34

you will lose the battle but not the war. LET THE GAMES BEGIN

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Pk93 38

Sunday 27 April 2014 8:54

Ouch!!

D3NZ 4

Sunday 27 April 2014 9:25

Wow that's gotta hurt and you should get him back, but I have to admit that's a smart idea.

alicat13 12

Sunday 27 April 2014 9:34

Who still puts metal fillings in their mouth in this day and age. I would sue the dentist.

NamelessFace 22

Monday 19 January 2015 19:00

Could be an old filling.

idancewithllamas 12

Sunday 27 April 2014 12:27

Oooh, I would have slapped him silly.

hybridpordigy 9

Sunday 27 April 2014 17:07

FYL but still you're lucky you hadn't choked on the battery

reaxion 25

Monday 28 April 2014 4:34

Put duct tape on his nut sack when he is sleeping :D

andreastout 19

Tuesday 18 November 2014 6:03

That's shocking!

Konarika 11

Saturday 16 September 2017 14:45

Um... How exactly is that supposed to cause a shock...?

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