Kids: Today, my husband was leaving for a long business trip to Germany....

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my husband was leaving for a long business trip to Germany. As he was leaving, my daughter started crying. "Don't leave me with her !' she said. 'Take me with you !' FML

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Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:05

Awww, daddy's little girl ... wait, how old is she? because if she's like ... 16, this takes on a whole different meaning!

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Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:12

Honestly not a FML, This happens to people alot. Its just little kids, I don't understand why people can't take they don't know half of what they're saying because of manner development as they get older.

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lifewithsarah 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 1:07

Guys, take it easy. FML's can just be sad, but funny things. and if your a mother it still hurts no matter the age. i'm sure this person isn't balling over it, they just wanted to post it cause it's kinda funny. and lmfao at #7.

3tonderek 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 1:31

...That was ******* stupid...

myLifeIsSoBoring 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:02

maybe she just wanted to see germany u made the assumption your daughter does not like you. and believe me that is not something you should assume (granted im 16 and have no kids, but i know a lot about this stuff)