Today, my husband found out that I used to be a stripper - 16... - FML

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By GetOverIt - 02/02/2018 12:25

Today, my husband found out that I used to be a stripper - 16 years ago (14 years before we met). He's acting like I'm spoiled goods. I have a kid from a previous marriage. I don't know how innocent, he thought I was.. FML

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Ed Munson 14

Sunday 4 February 2018 5:32

Sounds like a whiner to me. If you weren't "spoiled" by having a child already, wtf does he have an issue with your occupation for? We all have a past, does he really feel guilty about his so he is complaining about yours?

katmstein 18

Monday 5 February 2018 21:11

while I don't think it's a big deal, I do think that it is something that should've come up sooner in the relationship

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Ed Munson 14

Sunday 4 February 2018 5:32

Sounds like a whiner to me. If you weren't "spoiled" by having a child already, wtf does he have an issue with your occupation for? We all have a past, does he really feel guilty about his so he is complaining about yours?

katmstein 18

Monday 5 February 2018 21:11

while I don't think it's a big deal, I do think that it is something that should've come up sooner in the relationship

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