Miscellaneous: Today, my grandmother tried to wake me up by suffocating me....

I don't think she was trying to wake you up so much as she is senile and was trying to kill you for some ungrounded reason. I advise investing in a lock.

musdesimd 18

Thursday 19 May 2016 4:02

Grammy is jus showin her lov

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