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By AnonymousLoser - 11/09/2013 09:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML

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killuhand 12

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fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 7 May 2014 13:05

She didn't even have the guts to do it herself, she's a coward.

truqbic 13

Wednesday 8 October 2014 12:43

Wow that's legit

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