Sex and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never...

By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

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Comments

Humanspider 18

Thursday 24 November 2011 12:23

Maybe her sister will take you more serious.

xXcaraXx 2

Saturday 21 January 2012 23:28

At least she called u adorable lol But that sux

asdfghjklana 9

Thursday 5 April 2012 1:10

Aww. Thats cute.

mowmowlife 21

Monday 16 July 2012 1:22

If you're as adorable as she claims I would like to have you over this evening

wholock 12

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:42

It's good to be adorable though

Xotoolyxo 16

Wednesday 1 January 2014 20:12

Wouldn't that make someone want you more?(;

TaterTot5122 7

Tuesday 18 February 2014 13:25

Hey, at least you're adorable!

melkymac101 17

Wednesday 19 February 2014 15:14

I think that's worse than friendzone

DarksideDoll 31

Saturday 1 March 2014 3:01

Go punch a bear in the face to get more manly points!

Lace175 6

Saturday 6 September 2014 1:58

prove her wrong ;)

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