Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle...

By zetuga - 01/04/2015 07:40 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

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Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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By roo - 27/01/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 05:13 - United States

Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML

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By Belt issues - 09/06/2016 12:21 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I took a train for 5 hours to a remote northern community. My belt broke as I was getting off the train. I went to the only store and bought a new belt. Taking it off to go to bed, the new belt broke. I have to go visit clients today with a shoestring holding up my pants. FML

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Peter_Ohnigian 14

Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:22

Could someone explain to me what happened in fluent English?

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Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:22

I'm confused

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rltrumps 4

Tuesday 7 April 2015 0:03

What?

rltrumps 4

Tuesday 7 April 2015 0:06

It still makes no sense!

notaboutthatlife 6

Sunday 19 April 2015 18:32

Dang, awkward boner.

invisible_girl06 8

Tuesday 28 April 2015 15:22

He had a boner! Are you really that hard that your dock was hurting your girlfriend?

sarahcroy20 12

Tuesday 5 January 2021 4:56

I dont get it. What does this even mean??

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