Miscellaneous: Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the...

By Noname - 13/03/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML

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Friday 13 March 2009 12:07

Wtf is boba? Even without knowing what it is, it sounds pretty hilarious though.

quesidias 0

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in canada we call it Bubble Tea, a world of magical yummy goodness

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jkd_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 1:47

LOL at "boba".... It's actually just called tapioca.... I'd laugh hard if someone called it boba infront of me...

michaeltgrace 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 3:07

Heh...Boba! I miss that stuff...my ex used to love that! Such a sweet girl.

hk_fml 9

Saturday 14 March 2009 3:07

LOL hahaha I love that, we call it bubble tea here and we call the little things bubbles xD cute fml :D

screamingwayout 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:20

haha i think the bubbles kinda taste like slime. they feel weird in my mouth!

soozin 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 5:39

boba ftw!!!!! tell me it was a Quickly's cup! :O!

harrowin 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 9:10

HAHAHAHAHAHA made my DAY!!!

Kamicase 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 9:17

That's less FML than actually funny! *laughs*

ArtChick 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 2:38

I love bubble tea! I actually had a passionfruit smoothie with boba yesterday. It was delicious :D.

xroflmaoxd 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 7:13

If you're coughing you're not choking, moron.

Jack_Of_Spades 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 10:20

That's friggin' hilarious! Sorry about your misfortune but i mean damn. That belongs on a commercial or something

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