Cute and Kids: Today, my five-year-old daughter came home from school. It's...

By titoutou222 - 22/10/2011 12:40 - France

Today, my five-year-old daughter came home from school. It's cold and she was very tired. I said, "Take off your socks and blow your nose." She took off her socks and blew her nose into them. FML

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Saturday 22 October 2011 16:08

This FML socks.

iggz 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:10

She did exactly what you said

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monkekka 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 20:11

Well at least you know she is obedient

KaelaKhaotic 5

Saturday 22 October 2011 20:12

I actually find this cute. What's the big deal?

DesiraeRodriquez 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 20:30

Total greatness! You have to love these babies!

SkardeyKat 3

Saturday 22 October 2011 20:35

Well, she was just following directions. At least she didn't blow her nose on YOUR socks.

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