Miscellaneous: Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house,...

By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 21:02 - United States

Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 07:42 - United States

Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML

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Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML

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By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By BMike - 11/07/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML

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By abby0019 - 13/03/2010 00:08 - France

Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I open the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML

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By robincakes94 - 29/11/2011 12:42 - United States

Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML

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Saturday 24 December 2011 2:10

Well caroling is pretty annoying! Maybe they didn't like your harmonies.

every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 24 December 2011 2:11

No one wants to hear you sing, but they'll listen if you give them a couple beers and a pizza.

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joewaka89 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 13:45

Selling that Jesus talk by caroling. Crazy hippies

burro_fml 6

Saturday 24 December 2011 14:03

YDI for being you.

Bad92LX 1

Saturday 24 December 2011 14:15

I thought caroling died in the 80s. People still do this?

littlepardo 1

Saturday 24 December 2011 14:21

We wish you a merry christmas *SLAM!*

G_thelegend 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 15:03

NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR CHRISTMAS CAROLS. the sooner you learn this the better.

FriendlyOtaku 10

Saturday 24 December 2011 15:34

Yeah OP, these days Christmas Carols aren't to popular, but at least your still in the Christmas spirit =D

hateevryone 14

Saturday 24 December 2011 16:05

sorry but people just don't like that. it's irritating

majorasshole 4

Saturday 24 December 2011 16:24

They're not all Christians, you know.

Rhcjdjmx 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 16:36

I hate carolers

buddyguyfriend 1

Saturday 24 December 2011 18:49

Really? U thought it be a gd idea to greet someone with a Christmas song? Pretty sweet

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