Kids: Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if...

By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 12:15 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML

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By BlueBaby123 - 25/07/2009 11:30 - United States

Today, my husband and I got a new stainless steel microwave. When we took it out of the package, we noticed it was blue and got angry. We were about to return it, but we called in our 12 year-old daughter to see what she thought about it. She then took off the blue protective plastic. FML

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Despereaux 15

Thursday 6 November 2014 19:18

Well, did it?

NotGabe 28

Thursday 6 November 2014 19:20

I'd say it's a good scientific curiosity your child has.

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AcrusaderA 10

Sunday 9 November 2014 20:39

did it?

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 14 March 2015 13:27

I praise his scientific curiosity, I'd explain why that was bad and get him a lab set.

Dynamite73 25

Sunday 29 November 2015 2:19

Can't blame him for his curiosity. That's a good experiment even if the thermometer broke.

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