Miscellaneous: Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey... - FML

By lizard - 24/01/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

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Lizo_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:44

that's pretty funny! You should have got real mad at him, or walked over and hugged your dad. Then it would have been a FML for both of you!

jessicaislameee 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:50

i'd be like 'what's up dad?' lmao, your dad sounds awesome

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SammyS2012 21

Wednesday 17 October 2012 22:23

I read this FML and thought to myself. "Hockey? Must be Canadian."

XxQuartersxX 14

Friday 22 November 2013 1:54

Hope you stuck up for your dad!

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