Savannah - 01/08/2011 21:20 - United States

Today, my dad confessed that the only reason I'm alive today is because he couldn't afford to pay for an abortion. He couldn't afford it because he'd splashed out on brand new furniture at IKEA shortly before discovering my mom was pregnant. FML
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gideeupp 9

That furniture saved your life. Haha

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RabidBunny 10

From this day forward, you will buy all of your furniture from IKEA in gratitude that you live to fight another day! Secondly, don't feel bad. Trust me when I say, if my parents had the chance to give me back they would, but thats not important. What is important, is that you can make something of yourself and make your father regret ever thinking about paying for that abortion.

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dynky 3

that's how about 1% of abortions are carried out. the rest occur well before the baby is that far developed.

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TheCold 8

Look at it this way: Ikea saved your life!

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iapplejuice 2

people who think you deserve this are immature. rofl.

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toqwert 0

I'd never let them sell that god furniture.

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ts10873 0

You shouldn't be a burden to your parents try suicide it's free.

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racheljessie 17

Not funny. I don't care of you were trying to make a joke or not, that is a horrible thing to say to anyone. How would you feel if YOU were in this situation and someone told you that?

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tandem123 6

41- well thats your religion. What about atheists? They have no god or Jesus. Therefore, abortions must be fine for them, because there's no magical baby to base every choice off of.

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EnterNameHere001 5

I'm not against abortion because I'm catholic, which I am, but because that ***** nasty ****** vacuuming out a brain out of a body within a body I mean idk if they're alive or not I'm no scientist but still even if they aren't that shit is nasty.

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