Work: Today, my coworker tried to convince my boss that I'm not human....

By worker666 - 13/04/2014 14:51 - United States

Today, my coworker tried to convince my boss that I'm not human. Her examples of how I'm influenced by demons included how I don't wear a jacket in the winter, and that I once got a nosebleed from sneezing. My boss thinks she's hilarious and is playing along. FML

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Sunday 13 April 2014 18:19

Have some fun, OP. Play along too

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Time to call an exorcist.

Comments

chey224 4

Tuesday 15 April 2014 19:10

Yeah it doesn't help the fact that I am a ginger.

chrichards 2

Wednesday 16 April 2014 3:26

You should randomly give her death glares & speak nonsense.

dark_angel4121 12

Wednesday 16 April 2014 10:21

That can be used for grounds of harassment. Sue both of them.

interesting33 36

Friday 18 April 2014 1:22

That does sound like harassment and like your colleague needs help. Your boss should be supporting both of you in different ways and you don't want it to get dangerous.