Miscellaneous: Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping,... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

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WiseGuy79 14

Thursday 9 September 2010 19:15

So I'm guessing they don't call those lil waist pouches "fanny packs" in the UK lol

carleigh2424 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 19:02

Hahahhaaaaa!:)

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Violord 13

Thursday 25 September 2014 2:14

We Americans can be rather foolish sometimes (yes, I am an American).

omutine_fml 10

Monday 23 February 2015 10:22

Here in France, Fanny is a quite common first name..

CaroAurelia 12

Monday 20 April 2015 23:29

I wasn't aware that Americans still used the word "fanny," and I'm American.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 20 May 2015 15:13

I've never heard anyone say fanny besides fanny packs.

Liongoddess8 18

Wednesday 7 September 2016 22:07

Apparently they call those bum bags fanny packs over in America.

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