Animals: Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

By ciotter - 08/01/2011 08:57 - United States

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

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username1012 8

Saturday 28 June 2014 19:04

Meow?

sarahtolkien 8

Thursday 8 January 2015 8:03

This JUST happened to me today. I googled "my cat sneezed in my eye" and this came up. Lol. I think she gave me pink eye :(gt

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