Today my cat caught a huge mouse, and I was happy, until I found...

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By Star - 09/11/2018 19:22 - United States - Price

Today my cat caught a huge mouse, and I was happy, until I found out my favorite rat was missing. FML

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sunnyray812 42

Tuesday 13 November 2018 22:26

How did you not recognize your pet rat when your cat got it? Yeah, it could be tornup, but couldn't you tell by size and fur color?

SquirrellyGirl 20

Wednesday 14 November 2018 1:28

I'm sorry for your loss.

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Emma Marshall 19

Tuesday 13 November 2018 2:52

You deserve it. It's cruel anyway to be happy that your cat slowly killed an animal.

Madrias 36

Tuesday 13 November 2018 5:49

Having cats and just about any other pet is a really stupid idea. You end up with something dead and a cat that wants you to be pleased it acted like the little fuzzy murderer it really is.

sunnyray812 42

Tuesday 13 November 2018 22:26

How did you not recognize your pet rat when your cat got it? Yeah, it could be tornup, but couldn't you tell by size and fur color?

SquirrellyGirl 20

Wednesday 14 November 2018 1:28

I'm sorry for your loss.

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