Transportation: Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the...

By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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Friday 12 September 2014 23:14

Dumbass

spatula232 25

Friday 12 September 2014 23:19

'The bastards left it outside the school, it's all good, I've got it now'

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JadenSmith98 4

Saturday 13 September 2014 4:28

Retard

trumpetsk 13

Saturday 13 September 2014 4:29

I totally understand when I first started driving after getting my license I drove myself to school then completely forgot I drove to school and only remembered when I was half way home and had to walk back -_-