Transportation: Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold...

By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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Sunday 15 August 2010 9:14

The perfect crime.

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Sunday 15 August 2010 9:15

report the ************

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sammig83 1

Tuesday 19 June 2012 12:58

269, my thoughts exactly. LOL

johnel54 5

Wednesday 25 July 2012 4:44

Great business strategy on his part

urbanimpression 6

Tuesday 31 July 2012 13:33

Week at least you have is info. so you win

SkateboardGirl88 11

Wednesday 14 November 2012 14:20

At least you found out who did it!

friscosoonerkid 3

Saturday 17 November 2012 0:22

Sounds like someone copied the key.

KweenChelly 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 22:24

This almost happened to me. The cops knocked on my door cause they caught him trying to steal it

JesusOfNazareth 16

Friday 30 May 2014 4:28

Simeon? Is that you?

ALDJ 4

Tuesday 17 June 2014 19:04

typically why you never let the person who sold a car to you, where you live. Maybe they gave a spare key to someone.

Jadex64 12

Saturday 2 August 2014 6:01

You do know you can tell the police who it is and get back right?

xx_alexmagm_xx 12

Wednesday 14 January 2015 17:01

Repossession at its finest

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