Kids: Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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At least he's creative :)

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I_Am_Hated 2

Saturday 7 July 2012 8:39

that's harsh of him. Period

sambudd14 2

Saturday 7 July 2012 14:26

Isn't dynamite red?! O.O

doglover100 28

Saturday 7 July 2012 16:23

Why do little kids like tampons

AliceLockehart 18

Sunday 8 July 2012 16:38

I think it's pretty funny. Come on, kids got a sense of humor. A little nonsense now & then is cherished by the wisest men.

DylansMomma 9

Thursday 19 July 2012 21:01

If you look on the bright side, at least they weren't used.

iRibb0n 3

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:23

Lolz , my bro did that too -.-

Bquillero16 18

Monday 17 December 2012 1:53

Sounds pretty funny to me

skye_walkers 20

Saturday 25 January 2014 22:45

Well as long as they weren't red and lit..

skyjayq 10

Monday 28 July 2014 1:02

I think that's funny but I'm a dude so sorry op

Sergei_Borodov 0

Wednesday 27 May 2015 14:47

Why is dynamite in quotes? Seems a little unnecessary.

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