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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2014 20:53 - United States - Canton

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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junkboy 4

Tuesday 23 November 2010 1:22

dump him...

beedlebum 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 1:23

Disgusting, I'd dump someone that nasty. He's basically a toddler. You'll probably always be cleaning up after him...

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sugarr0babby0 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 17:24

go pee on his floor now..

sensboltsfan84 4

Thursday 9 December 2010 10:03

Tell that lazy ass to clean it up himself

sivred 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 10:18

haha what a beast! hes my hero xD

rsmmsm 1

Tuesday 18 January 2011 4:10

Late_night83 25

Thursday 12 May 2011 17:40

just clean it with his towel... asshole

SadinSherman 16

Friday 22 July 2011 4:04

Make him clean it up.

Mxpxdude189 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:13

is he 5 years old?

newburton13 26

Tuesday 28 February 2012 23:52

What a complete douche! I'd change the locks while he's out of the house.

babe7260 30

Sunday 10 June 2012 13:09

Ewwww how totally disgusting !!!!! & what a disrespectful lazy ass is right!!!!! I sure hope you ran away from that one

chacha2726 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 0:06

Put it in a cup and give it to him and say u made a special beverage for him and sit back and watch revenge do its magic.

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