Love: Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds...

By Ouch - 29/07/2009 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds of light. I asked him which kind of light I looked best in. His reply? "No light at all." FML

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By licensed_ginger - 08/01/2015 18:44 - United States - Barberton

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:28

Why do people feel like they need to give advice? It's annoying.

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Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:15

I'm so tired of these insecure whiny girlfriend FMLs.

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buddyboy50000000 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:03

go eagles @#32

breezyblue33 19

Monday 19 September 2011 16:17

Haha. Looks like someone read your FML and decided to write a song. "Girl, you look better with the lights off."

twilightluvr101 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 4:54

He could just mean to say that he'd rather have ur inner beauty ca shine through silly!

Bluskyhunter 0

Saturday 8 September 2012 18:19

Awe come on lighten up... Get it get it hahahaha

Valentine_Beauty 5

Friday 28 September 2012 7:43

well that sucks...

leafynitemare 24

Friday 14 August 2015 14:30

Lol he doesn't even know what the f he's saying.

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