Love: Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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Thursday 12 March 2009 2:59

how the hell did this makke the site its pointless

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Friday 27 March 2009 21:56

Which vegetable? If it's onions, that sucks. If it's like... twice-baked potatoes, that's amazing.

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HanaFML 10

Wednesday 21 November 2012 3:56

Take it as a compliment, healthy and fresh. :]

kayla_girl1346 4

Wednesday 28 November 2012 4:03

My boyfriend says I smell like ketchup and onions.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 31 August 2014 4:13

What kind?

daddysgirl8 21

Wednesday 1 October 2014 2:08

At least you don't smell like fast food.

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 7 February 2016 3:01

Well, at least it's not the worst thing in the world you could smell like.

CliffyB03 28

Sunday 28 February 2016 2:57

Better than fish I guess

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