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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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ThatsAli3 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:14

I'd be like. Nope. She thinks you're an ass hole who no longer has a girlfriend

Duckasaurus 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:14

Wow.... text him back?

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elljizz 4

Thursday 30 October 2014 5:00

maybe your suffocating him from having his mommy time.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 7 November 2014 22:00

Could be a friend.

EmDizzle2007 28

Saturday 23 February 2019 17:49

personally, I feel like "cheating" is situational... but, this seems madd pointless. if one wants you, but can't have you, and the other has you, but you don't want em... just leave. especially if you've resorted to lying, and being a monkey brained fucktard who can't keep message threads straight.

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