Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public....

By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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By oboy - 01/03/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:06

YDI for letting him. Jeez.

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Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:19

Women don't have a choice when a man jiggles their breasts? What strange and perfect world do you live in?

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thosedogtags 8

Monday 18 March 2013 5:19

Better than jiggling a fat roll or something of that sort! Just a thought...

MilkyFilmz 26

Friday 28 June 2013 22:59

Ydi ydi ydi ydi This is all I see in the comments.

Epickitty58 29

Monday 16 February 2015 1:15

He sure sounds like a keeper ;)

soccerbeast24680 8

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:44

LUCKY HIM

Punkake_fml 3

Tuesday 14 April 2015 20:34

Okay, in public? I know is men have low standards when it comes to this stuff, but jiggling boobs in public? I would never do something like that.

gatorgirl7563 22

Saturday 23 January 2016 0:16

Knee him in the groin so he can continue his boob conversation with a funny/interesting voice.

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