Health: Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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Tuesday 25 January 2011 8:53

How romantic. Maybe tonight you can return the favour.

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zfchatroulette 24

Wednesday 6 February 2013 8:59

Kinky.

FMLkoala 28

Sunday 8 September 2013 11:23

What's an enema

Euronymous93 29

Tuesday 24 September 2013 22:51

An enema is this fluid thing that they put up your butt to make you poop. I've never had one so I don't quite know what's in them.

cwl727 32

Friday 18 April 2014 0:13

Why did he have to?

LostDN 9

Saturday 5 March 2016 12:22

ew dirty pu$$y

Hangryko 31

Sunday 14 May 2023 1:35

Eat more fiber.

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