Love: Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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Monday 2 April 2012 18:52

And you sat still long enough for him to give you one there?

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Om nom

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demonkitty69 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 17:43

ouchy lolz

inferiarmy 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 21:40

How old is this guy? 5?

sanddollar88 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 23:40

I commented on a comment on a comment

TheFed 2

Thursday 5 April 2012 0:40

So he gave u head?

Bkoehnen123 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 3:42

while reading this I asked my boyfriend how is that possible. so he showed me. Fml

joppe14 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 19:21

Just like a dog... He had to mark his territory :/

Izabel12 7

Friday 6 April 2012 0:37

Haha that's funny and strangely cute! (:

cloudfallen 6

Friday 6 April 2012 17:58

Morash 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 7:19

My bf did that. I had to tell my parents I walked into a door :/

BVBarmyForever 0

Monday 9 April 2012 0:26

Wait, why?

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