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By sly - 25/10/2010 22:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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natirixoxo 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 1:34

well that's his side of the story. lol "I accidently showered with your mom"

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Sounds like a steamy situation that is about to get very sticky, very quickly.

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marinaim 17

Thursday 13 January 2011 23:07

" he decided get in and join me" --> Seem to be missing a 'to' between the decided and get...

lakailuc 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 7:45

woooow there™

cocobulla1 4

Sunday 22 May 2011 4:02

lmao!!!

ElKatame 3

Sunday 14 August 2011 7:53

Anti-boner

MaD_JP 2

Friday 16 September 2011 22:03

ROFL you prolly shoulda let him know what was goin on.........

mimerino 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 23:15

Ohmygod that sucks so bad!!!!

Miooow 16

Monday 14 May 2012 15:34

Hmmm I wonder what ur bf and mom did....

livelobster123 14

Saturday 9 June 2012 23:16

LOLOL! What if it was your grandma....

hillgerb 16

Thursday 12 June 2014 15:46

That sounds like a comedy movie.

FabCee 18

Sunday 10 August 2014 12:03

omg lol

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