Love: Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do.... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

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akiro525 3

Thursday 8 October 2009 23:12

what a jackass

Ligerie 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 23:13

Why would he try that hard to be mean? Did you cheat on him?

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Sunday 20 March 2016 4:08

Dick move.

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Friday 26 August 2016 0:15

He went out of his way to be a ********...ur wayyyyy better off

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