Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly,...

By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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By Elise - 28/04/2012 23:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

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gilly011 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:04

WIN for dj hero!

IDunnoz 0

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better than him being the drummer

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Kelsey099999 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:03

lol that's so wrong

govan1107 1

Monday 27 August 2012 8:59

True love

havok87 11

Sunday 11 November 2012 23:38

What's wrong with that? I'd do the same thing.

rob02 19

Friday 28 June 2013 20:16

haha

lil_ham1644 29

Tuesday 27 May 2014 18:03

My boyfriend does that too sometimes. He calls himself dj boob mouth. I think the "why" is self explanatory... He's also 29 years old

celinadepp 21

Sunday 10 August 2014 18:09

I've had that happen before, but as bongos instead. xD The turntables sounds like it would hurt. FYL!

cyrus8591 5

Wednesday 18 November 2015 23:56

You must have huge areoles.

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