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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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ktsthrlnd 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:07

Why would you do that if you knew the parents were in the house?

flockz 19

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:09

having sex with parents in the house is never a good idea.

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RodStar 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:20

Uhh...Why the bathroom?

MurphyS94 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:55

Better question... Are those cotton balls on your shirt?

mk58 31

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:45

I want a cotton ball shirt. Can you make me one too?

gymnstemily92 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:25

Haha I'm sorry! :(

ipodlover1995 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:28

Meh, I'm not a butch femenist. Just a simple lesbian that likes pretty girls.

HomeAl0ne 20

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:38

"Help! I just got raped in Narnia."

briannac1 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:39

I'd be like umm heyyy! How ya durin?(:

WCARlover 34

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:42

I can just feel the awkwardness from here...

maddie2015 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:53

Hahah awkward.

_Allstar_ 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:55

That must have been REALLY ackward!!!

thegreatbigwhite 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:59

Feminist*. Learn to spell honey.

lulututu 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 1:05

So annoying.

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