Love: Today, my boyfriend admitted than he's been using Febreze instead...

By idonthaveauserna - 09/10/2014 16:48 - United Kingdom - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend admitted than he's been using Febreze instead of showering for the past month. FML

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Friday 10 October 2014 18:04

OP here- It's a long distance relationship, he told me over Skype. I can confirm that he HAS had a (long) shower now.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Thursday 9 October 2014 22:42

Good thing it not only covers, but eliminates odours.

hoopfrog 14

Thursday 9 October 2014 22:41

Mm that fresh scent

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mrsmeowmix 3

Sunday 12 October 2014 16:08

I hope he is bald or else his hair must've been nasty

sharedcat 6

Sunday 19 October 2014 4:12

What.the.****.

adoseofmicki 12

Wednesday 22 October 2014 2:17

Actually I think Febreze stank is worse than BO...as much as BO stinks, at least it's not nearly as vomit inducing

llamadelray 4

Monday 3 November 2014 5:41

He's a keeper

GruesomeUrchin7 10

Wednesday 11 March 2015 5:28

damn that shit must be good

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