Intimacy: Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful...

By xo_lezz - 01/03/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML

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Sunday 1 March 2009 20:33

obviously she's not really your best friend if she doesn't know you're a virgin or a lesbian

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Comments

hahahailee 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:46

ewwwwww lesbian lol

aragonm 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 9:29

She wasn't your friend from the start.

beccaboo68 17

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:10

I'm a lesbian too;)

tutti77 3

Saturday 21 April 2012 8:38

Screw her then!

cameron15_fml 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 19:30

Ohhhh lesbian

blakeburnett11 0

Monday 23 April 2012 0:54

****** dyke

tittieattack 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 4:35

I would've punched her in the mouth. The way you worded it, it seems as if your best friend KNOWS you're a homosexual. She shouldn't have reacted that way at all.