Miscellaneous: Today, my annoying neighbour tried twice to get herself invited... - FML

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By Really - 11/07/2016 00:35

Today, my annoying neighbour tried twice to get herself invited over. I can't even avoid her because she lives in the condo below me and sees me on my patio anytime I want to go out there, FML.

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PineapplePizza 15

Monday 11 July 2016 19:03

Explain to her that you're not friends. It might hurt her feelings, but an adult should recognize that their behavior needs to stop. You can't be friends with everyone and that's fine.

stretch101 14

Monday 11 July 2016 16:57

Tell her you don't like randoms in you house. If your renting day it's part of your agreement not to have too many people come in and you already have too many friends

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stretch101 14

Monday 11 July 2016 16:57

Tell her you don't like randoms in you house. If your renting day it's part of your agreement not to have too many people come in and you already have too many friends

PineapplePizza 15

Monday 11 July 2016 19:03

Explain to her that you're not friends. It might hurt her feelings, but an adult should recognize that their behavior needs to stop. You can't be friends with everyone and that's fine.

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