Miscellaneous: Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora....

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:42 - United States

Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora. She also discovered that she can play Christmas music on Pandora. Only 23 more days until Christmas. FML

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Friday 3 December 2010 9:10

at least she has some Christmas spirit...unlike SOMMMMEEEONNNNE....

kopboy1 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:02

I hate Christmas music as well.

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IReadAlotOfFmls 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:36

Merry Christmas! You must have been naughty!

IReadAlotOfFmls 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:38

[; but seriously, don't be so damn adopted all the time

SarinaBoBina 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:45

grinch

ErroRnazi 0

Friday 3 December 2010 11:46

Error occured

gitarex 4

Friday 3 December 2010 9:45

you're a whiny lil b***h

MetroKidd 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:55

clever censorship...?

IReadAlotOfFmls 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:46

And your mother swallows.

j4ym4n 2

Friday 3 December 2010 9:51

what the **** is pandora??

EffinAhole 0

Friday 3 December 2010 10:45

read above where the last idiot who asked got a lengthy explanation. Or Google it!

Euphemism 0

Friday 3 December 2010 11:14

Google.com Ask.com etc....

Euphemism 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:52

Op said "disrespectful" roommate.

persianlife 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:55

hey, it's Christmas be happy

IReadAlotOfFmls 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:57

I'll be happy when your mother finally sucks my dick.

Euphemism 0

Friday 3 December 2010 9:59

Op, some people loves to share their spirits. So, op what's wrong with that? If a desperate solution is needed... .... Ear-plugs

Stumblebum30 5

Friday 3 December 2010 10:11

Where's the problem? Its Christmas time and Christmas music is awesome. So is Pandora. quit being a ba hum bug! 0.o

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