Kids: Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone....

By lebowski - 28/11/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo album. FML

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bamagrl410 31

Sunday 28 November 2010 9:24

YDI for having that type of album on your phone for people to get hold of.

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

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why do people *insist* on taking naked photos of themselves?

Comments

Bootyjuice23 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 11:04

dumb ass

Serec 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 12:27

It's about TIME!

cakit0o 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 13:49

ew.. been there.. told my friend their poses are off and they should set a password :P YDI.

HeretoBlame 3

Sunday 28 November 2010 14:01

poor little brother I hope he didn't get too damaged..then again put those pictures in a different folder ...

kizzck 6

Sunday 28 November 2010 14:28

lol

wackywillie54 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 14:57

5 year nod who can't read?! I was reading Harry potter when I was 5!!

califbob 3

Sunday 28 November 2010 15:13

if your phone is bluetooth enabled, then others might have your special photo albums too!

wierd1919 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 15:45

umm u no itss a thing caledd "locking ur foto album." unless ur fone dnt have tht, thenn nvm [:

Person1233 12

Sunday 28 November 2010 16:11

"foto" and "fone"? ***** you.

KidLightning 2

Wednesday 1 December 2010 3:00

I just had an extremely hard time reading your comment. Oh wait, maybe it's because you're too much of a dumb ass to use proper grammar. Seriously? It doesn't take that much more effort to type correctly. It'll save a lot more time trying to read. You're and idiot. I agree; ***** you.