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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 03:54 - Canada - Montréal

Today, my 19 year-old brother called me a moron and told me to go read a book, after I corrected him when he said girls don't have colons. FML

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Sunday 11 October 2015 18:25

Oh the irony. Does he also think girls can't pee with a tampon in and that they don't fart either?

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Sunday 11 October 2015 18:24

So get a book and educate him

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shelzykid 12

Saturday 17 October 2015 2:35

It's all right. My brother didn't believe me when I corrected him after he said that girls don't have butts.

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