Intimacy: Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still...

By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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ddinspire6 10

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:45

Say yes.

dpope06 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:47

guessing no one had the "talk" with him. lol fyl and your sons

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codieisdank 0

Friday 30 December 2011 7:20

No. The answer would be no.

BloodFaerie 21

Friday 30 December 2011 8:42

.......is your son "special"....??

notoriousbob 11

Friday 30 December 2011 9:30

It would make sense if he was adopted

aaliyah99 0

Friday 30 December 2011 9:33

Is he stupid?

Alexand3rS 0

Friday 30 December 2011 13:51

...are you?

Fylminesawsome 5

Friday 30 December 2011 17:38

Its been known to happen.. When dry humping doesnt stay dry......ok ill stop now.

pebbles313 3

Friday 30 December 2011 21:15

Not saying it's you, but SOMEBODY dropped the ball with this kid........IJS.

cooldaddio 14

Friday 30 December 2011 23:06

Maybe he thinks he's Jesus.

frackhappens 3

Saturday 31 December 2011 0:07

Lmfao! Really? Mwahahahahahaha! Fyl for raising an idiot....lol

Frenchgirl1992 1

Saturday 31 December 2011 1:09

I think it's time to have "the talk", just saying.

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